Spam Love
I was never huge on Valentine’s Day, especially because I don’t live with a man that thinks he should celebrate in anyway. Flowers die and Valentines day is just commercial, the song I hear every year. This year I’ve had a little fun putting together Valentine’s crafts with a 2 year old. It goes like this, she glues and sparkles. I clean up.
I’ve never really receive any kind of love letters or poetry this time of year or really anytime….EVER! So when I was reading through some of my spam comments I started to pretend that they were little Valentine’s Cards sent to me, poetic and lighthearted. Spam always makes me smile, especially the kind that doesn’t seem to make any sense. The kind that has been written in another language and filtered through some kind of ridiculous translation. Like little poems. I’m going to share with you a few of my SPAMentine’s, the ones that make me smile, bring a little joy to my heart and a little laugh to my song. Isn’t that what Valentine’s Day is all about? It can also be about flowers and chocolate AHEM!
ahahahahha Love it! Although, I think you need more sparkles!
“A fantastic share, I just passed this onto a colleague who was doing a little analysis on this. And he in fact purchased me breakfast because I found it for him. smile.. So let me rephrase that: Thank you for the treat! But yeah Thnx for taking the time to talk about this, I feel strongly about it and love learning more on this topic. If possible, as you gain expertise, would you mind updating your blog with more information? It is extremely helpful for me. Two thumb up for this blog post!”
If that’s not a Valentine, I’ll eat my hat.
LOL that one is too funny! WHO comes up with these things?
I get hundreds of spam messages every day. I used to try to wade through them, but I gave up long ago.
Here’s one from today:
I am only writing to make you be aware of what a brilliant encounter our daughter enjoyed going through your web page. She even learned such a lot of things, which included how it is like to possess an amazing teaching mood to make certain people without hassle understand a number of grueling subject matter. You actually exceeded her desires. Thanks for giving these warm and friendly, trusted, edifying and cool tips on the topic to Tanya.
For some reason, I get a lot of spam in Russian, too.